Altea Bonatesta
Stand Up Comedian
Altea Bonatesta, classe 96, nasce, cresce e corre nelle ridenti campagne piemontesi. Dopo essersi laureata in ingegneria aerospaziale, decide che la stabilità di un lavoro pagato e indeterminato non fa per lei, per cui si trasferisce nella, ridente anch’essa, Bologna per studiare teatro. D’altronde, cos’è la vita senza quel brivido che solo la precarietà può dare?
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Un assaggio del talento di Altea Bonatesta
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