Gianluca Dalmonte
Stand Up Comedian
Gianluca Dalmonte, imolese, r moscia, disponibile anche in noce, inizia ad esibirsi nel 2022. Partecipa agli open mic di Comedy Central, l'anno dopo scrive il suo primo spettacolo di stand up che si chiama Il pelo nell'uomo, e un altro spettacolo di sketch comedy che si chiama Fattore H con Luigi Manes e Tommaso Pioli. Nel 2025 è stato uno dei dieci protagonisti della serie web Street Credibility, e insieme ad altri comici lavora come autore di Eleazaro per R.I.P. - Roast In Peace, in onda su Prime e per il di lui spettacolo Kamikaze. Dal 2026 porta in giro per l’Italia il suo nuovo spettacolo XXX.
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