Simone Luzi
Stand Up Comedian
Simone Luzi. Nato e cresciuto nelle Marche zozze, a Porto San Giorgio, arriva a Milano nel 2018 per studiare e fare il comico. Col suo stile spigliato, ormai sono diversi anni che si esibisce regolarmente a Milano e nelle maggiori città italiane tra open mic ed esibizioni personali. In quegli stessi anni ha partecipato come ospite a serate a Zelig come “Portatori Sani di Stand-up” e lo storico “Mercomedy” del Ghe Pensi Mi. A lui piace definirsi come piccolo e di sostanza, praticamente la regola della “L” della comicità.
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Un assaggio del talento di Simone Luzi
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